lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

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1isztomania:

this just in i hate myself

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euro-trotter:

You see that second gif?

If there is any nigga out there who is strong enough to pick me up by the ass cheeks he will be given the soul-taking suck up and a fat ass plate every hour of the day

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